Christmas shopping can be so frustrating. Why don’t they sell frankincense at the same stores they sell the myrrh? (via @badbanana)

Sitting next to @btb_eleven as I type this Tweet. Too many desserts at grandma’s post-turkey celebration.

RT @FakeAPStylebook: For balance, Thanksgiving articles should also contain quotes from devastated turkey families.

I’m at 5 Napkin Burger (630 9th Avenue, New York). http://bit.ly/2bmSKO

RT @Cognizant: Cognizant 2.0 collaboration platform honored as Infoworld Top 100 IT project http://bit.ly/6LuhA0 #infoworld

Reading: Catching Tuna and Hanging On for the Ride http://bit.ly/4Cljce

I’m at Prohibition (503 Columbus Avenue, 84th and 85th St, New York). http://bit.ly/19FsmM

A little upset I had to leave The Gilfords show early because the bar was so packed. Like fire hazard packed.

I’m at Maz Mezcal (316 East 86th Street, Second Avenue, New York). http://bit.ly/Gy3w2

Time to see New Moon (@ AMC Loews Orpheum 7 in NYC) http://bit.ly/3HJpfs

I’m at Side Bar (118 East 15th St, at Irving Place, New York). http://bit.ly/2kJhra

I’m at Cavatappo Wine Bar - Gramercy (347 3rd Avenue, btw 25th & 26th Sts, New York). http://bit.ly/vgOPw

I’m at ‘inoteca - Gramercy (323 Third Avenue, 24th St, New York). http://bit.ly/6gGsj

RT @badbanana: Now that I know there’s water on the moon, your natural spring water from the Swiss Alps bores me.

Cooking for tomorrow’s office Thanksgiving party complete. Now I’m hungry again.