RT @Cognizant: Cognizant CEO to ring NASDAQ opening bell after earnings call tmrw http://j.mp/bxDQz0 Watch live stream at http://j.mp/dD9vb7
RT @badbanana: The iPad is just large enough to hide behind so you never have to interact with ugly people. Should have led with that.
The chili is stewing in the crock-pot; seven more hours until we can appreciate its deliciousness. GoSaints
I needed a laugh
Yes, I am in one of those moods this morning. I woke up on the wrong side of the bed and figured I need to right the universe’s wrong before Superbowl guests arrive. (Yeah I know it is a while away but hey I’m the consummate hostess so I am trying to hide my bad mood and the good booze before they arrive.)
Soooooooo I signed in to Twitter to read a little @BadBanana. And boy did he deliver. Here are a few of my favorites from the last few weeks.
- I’ve always preferred Punxsutawney Paulie, the parrot that predicts the rise or fall of 30-year fixed mortgage rates.
- A friend told me I’m out of touch. I laughed so hard I almost peed my Hammer pants.
- I don’t watch State of the Union speeches. I like to go through the year surprised about everything.
- Meanwhile, the Freemasons are secretly meeting 13 floors below the Statue of Liberty. Mostly to approve iPad accessories.
- You say I failed. I say I’m one step closer to successfully inventing a robotic Gerard Butler Peanut Butter Butler.
- Heading home to lick wounds. Don’t worry, they’re not mine.
- Two of Bill Gates’ first four tweets were directed to Ryan Seacrest. FACT.
- The cast of Jersey Shore is a national treasure. We should bury them so deep even Nicolas Cage won’t be able to find them.
- When should we start camping out in line for Tooth Fairy?
- The writers for The Office have drifted out of touch with modern office life. Nobody is employed anymore.
The fact that I missed most of these in real time means that @BadBanana needs his own TweetDeck column so this will never happen again.
Great article “Digital doomsday: the end of knowledge.” (http://bit.ly/cU2L3q) And yes I do think about these things from time to time.
Ok Apple we know you have apps and they will work with the iPad. Do we need to demo every one? How much will this thing cost?
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